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March 15, 2008, 7:29 pm
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Top Ten Reasons for Being an Alto:

10. You get really good at singing E flat 9. You get to sing the same note for 12 consecutive measures 8. You don’t really need to warm up to sing 12 consecutive measures of E flat 7. If the choir really sucks, it’s unlikely the altos will be blamed 6. You have lots of time to chat during soprano solos 5. You get to pretend that you are better than the sopranos, because everybody knows that women who sing soprano just do so because they can’t read music 4. You can sometimes find part-time work singing tenor 3. Altos get all the good intervals 2. When the sopranos are holding some outrageously high note at the end of a piece, the altos ALWAYS get the last word 1. When altos miss a note, nobody gets hurt

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