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March 15, 2008, 4:11 am
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Life’s Little Questions…..

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message one slice? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

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